As you may remember, last week I was creating an email campaign for our new Steadfast 2.0 t-shirt release and accidentally sent it out with broken links causing all sorts of confusion. 

Total nitwit move. 🤦‍♂️

After realizing I sent the email on accident, I wrote an email to everyone explaining what happened and encouraging them to write in and bust my chops a bit.

That may have been a bad idea because over the next few days I received a ton of responses! 

😵🤣😵

I had a field day reading them all!

That said, I promised I would give a free collar to the five best "roasters"! I've compiled the my favorites for your viewing pleasure! Sit back, grab a cold one and have a good laugh at my expense! 

HONORABLE MENTION


These weren't exactly roasts, but they were nice to read and I really appreciate the love & support from the Canine Athletes community. You guys are the best!

TOP FIVE WINNERS

My favorite! I was cracking up as I visualized this happening in the office. haha Winner!

I feel like maybe she's heard this one before??? hahaha Winner!


Damn bruhhh... facts tho. haha Winner!



KISS. Keep it simple, stupid. haha Winner!

This one wasn't a roast, but just too sweet & heartfelt to ignore. Winner!

Narrowing it down to the top five was no easy task but it was a lot of fun! I laughed too much and it brightened up my Friday. Well played my friends, well played.

Congrats to Rebecca, Danielle, Tyree, Mathew, and Suzi! I'm buying you guys a new dog collar. I'll reach out to each of you directly to get you your new collar. Keep an eye on your email.

I hope you all enjoyed the shenanigans! Have an amazing day, and as always, let us know if you need anything!

Andrew Seguss
Andrew Seguss


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